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South African Universities To Offer Witchcraft Courses – Minister

In the next two years, students enrolling in public Universities in South Africa will now have the free invitation to join witchcraft in order to get flying power so as to help the country solve traffic jam problem according to the South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande.

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Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

 

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.

Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.






5 Comments to South African Universities To Offer Witchcraft Courses – Minister

  1. Mutopaul says:

    OMG! This iz crazy ……e end z near

  2. Bernard says:

    Foolishness abound I thought it was only in the heart of children. When they fly we will crush them down in Jesus’ Mighty Name. Christians especially South Africans should wake up and pray against this.

    • Gerald says:

      Amen may all their plans backfire in Jesus name from Kenya

    • Sally says:

      Amen. The chipping of humans has started in overseas countries and now the embracing of witchcraft in Africa. The only saving grace is for people to start getting right with God. May the Lord have mercy on these lost souls.

  3. moroaswi says:

    May the fire of God burn all the witches to death in Jesus name

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