A South African woman mercilessly beats up her Newly wedded husband during their first love making on their Honeymoon because the guy’s Penny was too big.
During their love-making session, the bride discovered that her newly hubby,  Mnombo Madyibi (32)  had snake-sized 4-5 inch which she  says was too big, hairy and scary to her.
Mnombo got his nickname after his fellow soccer players saw his 4-5 in the change rooms before a soccer match. But his new wife said she’s not being entertained by his bullish 4-5 as it’s destroying her kitten.
Mnombo, a local soccer player from Bhongweni Village in Mthatha, allegedly got slapped on Friday night by his new wife on their honeymoon in Coffee Bay, on the Wild Coast of the Eastern Cape.
“All was well and she enjoyed the per-intimacy, but all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.
“My wife said she wanted a 4-5 inside her kitten, not an anaconda,” claimed Mnombo.
“When I tried to penetrate her, she bit my ear before squeezing my balls. Before I knew it, she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I had bought her as a gift.”Mnombo claimed his screams summoned other guests and staff at the B&B where they were staying.
“We took different buses back home. I don’t want to lay charges against my new wife. I love her. “I think she’s angry because I could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in Zanzibar.”
He said he met his fiance at church last year and she told him she wanted to abstain from sex until they were married. “I’ve only heard of joystick enlargement and not joystick shrinking,” said a frustrated Mnombo.
When Daily Sun contacted her, his wife said Mnombo was telling lies. “He has a big 4-5 – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush. I only slapped him on the cheek and never moored him or tried to suffocate him,” she said. The couple agreed to get counseling and said they would not involve the police.